on: welcome back! we got you a star player in a wheelchair
poor Pat returns from
exhaustion, then quickly he
develops nausea
it's the fastest seventeen syllables in sports
yes. perfect sportswriting form?
almost certainly.
a daily poem to satiate your competitive yen and increase your athletic zen. submit your own doggerel in the comments section; favorites will be posted.
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- the pinnacle of human invention
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- on: the key is to not swing at the mask
- on: welcome back! we got you a star player in a wh...
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- on: distance runners are crazy, impressive
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- on: me? him? him? me? me? him?
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- on: Ninja Turtles were also a popular choice
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- on: quick! name three cyclists... two cyclists? one?
- on: they tired me out too
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