From... as best as I can tell... Luckless Pedestrian, written in the prime of the Barbaro Messageboard:
Run Barbaro, Run
You're going to win! Oh Snap!
You're now adhesive
Little did I know, wading through a cesspool of humanity in the infield of the '06 Preakness, that I would bear witness (sorta) to the defining sports moment of the year.
Sometimes I feel a little guilty about the Barbaro jokes. And then I remember it's a horse. That people were writing letters to. Daily. That's about when those feelings go away.