on: it was this boring
chalk chalk chalk chalk chalk
chalk chalk chalk... VCU... chalk
chalk chalk chalk chalk chalk
it's the fastest seventeen syllables in sports
yes. perfect sportswriting form?
almost certainly.
a daily poem to satiate your competitive yen and increase your athletic zen. submit your own doggerel in the comments section; favorites will be posted.
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- on: vacation
- daily sports sonnet: opening day '07
- on: I coulda gone with "retirements"
- on: a proud tradition of abject failure
- on: a cry goes out both far and near for...
- on: like, popular teams only, kay?
- on: another West title, linguistics, and Steve Nas...
- on: the testes killer
- on: 115 points, 1 man, no chance in April
- on: it was this boring
- on: always be hustlin'
- on: what can I say, I love puns
- on: boston 7 new york 5, as if you gave half a shit
- on: just pencil me out for this morning, boss, I'm...
- haiku de grace: week of 3/5/07
- on: tip of the hat, Cal, wag of the finger, UCLA
- sick day
- on: the early campaign season
- on: I'm sorry Bulldogs, but your princess is in an...
- on: if you can't beat 'em, punch 'em in the nose
- haiku de grace: week of 2/26/07
- on: the 220-pound diva
- on: here's a fun fact: villanova might be in
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