on: still the only reason to like UK hoops
Judd wasn't alum?
That would bother me, except...
c'mon, it's Ashley
DSH is out of town on Friday, May 11th. Back Monday!
it's the fastest seventeen syllables in sports
yes. perfect sportswriting form?
almost certainly.
a daily poem to satiate your competitive yen and increase your athletic zen. submit your own doggerel in the comments section; favorites will be posted.
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- on: the shocking truth
- on: I doubt Mr. Benitez appreciates its beauty
- on: obscurity in Indy
- on: the envelope please
- on: things that were better six seasons ago
- on: as an encore he'll stomp Tokyo
- on: please god make this the last fucking time I r...
- on: I went to a zone defense and a hockey game bro...
- on: sherpas need more press
- on: kinda like a more successful Marvin the Martian
- on: America's Funniest Home Haikus
- on: still the only reason to like UK hoops
- on: he's growing his playoff hair
- on: it's just weird to think of them as "perennial...
- on: simply enjoy it while it lasts
- on: so very obligatory
- on: won't my face be red
- on: special guest haikuist, Keyshawn Johnson!
- on: before he was big shot bob, I imagine...
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