on: America's Funniest Home Haikus
it's the fastest seventeen syllables in sports
yes. perfect sportswriting form?
almost certainly.
a daily poem to satiate your competitive yen and increase your athletic zen. submit your own doggerel in the comments section; favorites will be posted.
haiku of old
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2007
(135)
- ► August 2007 (4)
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May 2007
(19)
- on: the shocking truth
- on: I doubt Mr. Benitez appreciates its beauty
- on: obscurity in Indy
- on: the envelope please
- on: things that were better six seasons ago
- on: as an encore he'll stomp Tokyo
- on: please god make this the last fucking time I r...
- on: I went to a zone defense and a hockey game bro...
- on: sherpas need more press
- on: kinda like a more successful Marvin the Martian
- on: America's Funniest Home Haikus
- on: still the only reason to like UK hoops
- on: he's growing his playoff hair
- on: it's just weird to think of them as "perennial...
- on: simply enjoy it while it lasts
- on: so very obligatory
- on: won't my face be red
- on: special guest haikuist, Keyshawn Johnson!
- on: before he was big shot bob, I imagine...
- ► April 2007 (16)
- ► March 2007 (23)
- ► February 2007 (28)
- ► January 2007 (21)
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